Friday, April 1, 2011

Welcome!!!!

My goal is to catalog all scenes that involve a cartoon character having to pee or peeing. I hope that this will become a resource for those interested in these types of scenes. All I ask when contributing is to please detail the following:


1) The tv or movie the scene is in
2) The season and episode number (if possible)
3) Any additional information and/or description of the scene.


I want to thank everyone in advance for all of their contributions. I hope that this will be a success and that it will be a great resource in addition to the Pee Movie List on Patches Place.


Thank you to Wet Wayne for the idea!!!!!


-Lisa

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Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZcW3b8LyM

Anonymous said...

Jajaja muy buena broma estรบpido troll

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acjf66Qdj2U 3:59

Anonymous said...

This is exactly what I'm talking about.~

Anonymous said...

This is scene real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnRdhwGMdLE Teen-Z

Anonymous said...

New show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGKROFmUprg 0:18

Anonymous said...

These trolls are driving us all nuts. We need to move this site to Omorashi.org or something.

Anonymous said...

hey trolls why don't you go to a blog called go to hell

SOA said...

Ok here's an actual scene to get things back on track:

Velma Episode 7 "Fog Fest", Velma has to disguise herself as a guy to get into Fog Fest(since girls aren't allowed without a date) and she starts enjoying pretending to be a guy, in one scene she's shown using a urinal in the men's room and is overjoyed that there was no pressure to wash her hands. Scene happens at around 14 minutes in.

Anonymous said...

I mean, it's something I guess, even if it's from an absolute garbage show.~

SOA said...

Nah Velma is a damn good show, you crazy. Fuck the haters.

Anonymous said...

If you like the show, that's your opinion. And I'm going to end it here before it escalates.~

Anonymous said...

If you don't like the show you are a brainless mongoloid masquerading as a human being. Do your parents a favor and jump off a tall building immediately.

Anonymous said...

It's terrible anyone one who likes it love dragon ball evolution.

SOA said...

WTF does Dragon Ball Evolution have to do with anything troll? Yes I like that movie so fucking what big whoop wanna fight about it?

Anonymous said...

Dragon ball evolution sucks and velma is woke trash. And who you calling a a troll incel.

Anonymous said...

Who said i said ironically i agree with the all the youtuber who says it's woke trash and doesn't even pass for 3rd grade theater you rotten sperm goblin.

Anonymous said...

Your a male feminazi rotten cunt with maggots velma sucks warner bros sucks and you are a 17yr who still pees the bed.

Anonymous said...

I've heard better comebacks from a 10 yr old.

Anonymous said...

Go play soggy biscuits you collage dropout.

Anonymous said...

What part of "And I'm going to end it here before it escalates." didn't you guys get?~

Anonymous said...

This was just to point out there's a pee scene in Velma, not to start an argument.~

Anonymous said...

Ok guys this fight has gone for long enough this is the velma episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9B8D5Tztbs

Anonymous said...

long stupid trolls

Anonymous said...

Yeah the 2 trolls with names.

Anonymous said...

Yeah the 2 trolls with names.

Anonymous said...

Last comment with a link is fake fuck you pudd chugger.

SOA said...

nah the trolls are the ones whining about Velma, I just posted the scene and said nothing about my opinion of the show but of course some brain-dead shithead just couldn't resist whining like a little fucking bitch about it.

Anonymous said...

No you are a troll for defending that shitshow.

SOA said...

no you're the troll for being unable to accept the fact that some people have different opinions then you.

Anonymous said...

No your the troll for liking bullshit inside a festering anus filled with puss

Anonymous said...

I agree i rather watch that game journalist fail at cuphead.

SOA said...

oh you're a gamergater big shocker, get a life shit-for-brains.

Anonymous said...

And what if i'm it watching shitma.

Anonymous said...

And what if i'm it beats watching shitma if i wanted to see shit i could just watch 2 girls 1 cup.

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Anonymous said...

Real scene teen z https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tARZQP6a9wU 2:45 minute

Anonymous said...

Says you asshole loser asshole it's use not user shit for dick.

SOA said...

quiet brain-dead worthless nazi cocksucking fucking cunt, also "Shit-for-dick" LOL that's the wrong insult it's "shit for BRAINS" dumbfuck, god you can't even use insults right you really are pathetic.

SOA said...

if you're going to whine like a little fucking bitch at least use proper grammar loser.

Bailey Bucey said...

Show: Peppa Pig
Episodes: Danny's pirate party, Pedro is late and Mr Pater's friggin ass Xmas show.

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU03x43pTT4

SOA said...

Wow talk about a nonsense string of words pathetic fucking twat.

Anonymous said...

You only say cuz you iq is 4 you goat rapeing pig devil.

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ER9CrRdOKc 7:56

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQjnWWD8VQE

Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/o0tW6ehLTKU
Starts at 4:58
Female desperation

Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/3lC0qPZSDks

If anyone can:
Can someone tell me the anime name and episode?

Anonymous said...

Harem camp.

Anonymous said...

episode 7

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

dumass

Anonymous said...

What was the name of that episode where the Warner trio had too much lemonade?

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Anonymous said...

I Don't know Rick, it looks fake to me

There is a old Episode of Animaniacs withe focus of wakko needing to pee "Potty Emergency"

Dont watched the new once tbh. But I never heard of a dot pee scene and i would think i would hear about it.

Anonymous said...

I hope that guy gets fined for a false report.~

Anonymous said...

all trolls die by david 20

Jacob said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj4gUISHzXk

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/dpiy1eXvl-0

Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/P-5SyIPjXI0
Desperation at 4:12
Wetting at 6:44

Anonymous said...

Comment above this one wow that’s like the only real scene posted in a bit. Some scenes like those are kind of odd cause why does she just decide to go like that. Doesn’t seem to care and it’s unusual to actually see it. Looks like a mess too but not shown later. That kind of scene doesn’t happen much

SOA said...

There's one scene from an episode of Lloyd in Space where Francine and Lloyd end up switching bodies and Francine gets desperate to pee in Lloyd's body and talks about how bad they have to go and in their rush they end up accidentally going into the girl's room instead. Can't remember if that scene was mentioned on here before.

Anonymous said...

https://archive.org/details/thepiratebay-6590308/Lloyd+in+Space+-+02x04+-+Lloyd+Changes+His+Mind+%5BScottJC%5D.mkv

13:15


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Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lAKN5Z43G4

starts at 12:31

Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/q9H_iXbcgwo

Anonymous said...

Here's a list of pee scenes in anime, it has the name, the episode and even the timestamp

content://com.google.android.apps.nbu.files.provider/2/1000008728

Anonymous said...

Can’t even open that link!!

Anonymous said...

Maybe this one

https://www.omorashi.org/topic/12663-animegirldesps-compiled-list-of-omorashi-scenes-in-animemanga/

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwXAo6_4e4Q

Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/-ykBoy347vM

Anonymous said...

https://youtube.com/shorts/tNd9u-q5kOA?feature=share

Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/b_DY7GxaVx4

Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/3US55dfksmo~

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChjibtX0UzU

It's Finally Out

Anonymous said...

who cares? troll

Anonymous said...

So, how did Tommy Pickles pee on the tree?

Anonymous said...

Quick scene from Lego monkie kid
At 0:18
Don’t know if she’s peeing or pooping but I know she’s using a toilet
https://youtu.be/ogWzdnbB9jo

Anonymous said...

How did Tommy Pickles pee on the tree?

Anonymous said...

refers to this https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x30fz96 Minute 9:50

Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/ffNU3q7nTi4

- Anko

Anonymous said...

Will Shantae have to go pee so bad?

Bailey Bucey said...

Will LUNA LOUD hafta go pee?

Anonymous said...

dude go find some fanfics and stop asking dumb questions.

Anonymous said...

Esipode?

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdh-j2pdnNA

Anonymous said...

Okay I have a real scene from this called Catch! Teeniepig
Episode: 38 “stuck with Lena”
The main character is stuck together with her bully (Lena)
Eventually Lena needs to use the bathroom and dances desperately

Anonymous said...

“Catch! Teenieping”
Sorry for the misspelling

Anonymous said...

Starts at: 6:34
https://youtu.be/SDkcSaf-fBM

Anonymous said...

Quting the TVTropes - Potty Emergency - Western Animation page (https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/PottyEmergency/WesternAnimation)

"A The More You Know segment of Martha Speaks has T.D. get one of these after drinking a glass of water, though it's actual part of the segment."

"He gets another one in a different episode as his teacher assumes he's asking about the subject at hand and answers ahead of him, so it takes him a few tries before he can get permission to go."

Does anyone know what those episodes are?

Anonymous said...

Link to the Lego Monkie Kid scene doesn't work, which episode is it?

Anonymous said...

Season 4:
Episode: “the great tang man”

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k72iEHklX74
get fuked

Anonymous said...

gross.

Anonymous said...

How many episodes where Nikki Wong entered the bathroom as she using the toilet?

Anonymous said...

Don’t know man,
A lot of 6teen characters have desperation moments
Figure it out!

Anonymous said...

it's only one to the guy that asked, silent butt deadly.

Anonymous said...

Total drama islands company fresh tv does it a few times in their shows. One that isn’t mentioned much is when izzy does in in the pool in resort episode. Stoked has the most drawn out female scene I think with Emma in fast times when the riptides high

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Anonymous said...

shut up holy troll.

Anonymous said...

Cleopatra in space- episode 1
Cleopatra spends the last half of the episode needing to pee
Think it was mentioned but also Akila mentions she wet her pants one time and the guy remembers everything this link has the scene but have to find the episode name
https://www.tumblr.com/omomims/660801059797778432/im-watching-cleopatra-in-space-its-a-lot

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ูˆَุงู„ْู…ُุณْู„ِู…ِูŠู†َ ูˆَุงู„ْู…ُุณْู„ِู…َุงุชِ
ุงู„ْุฃَุญْูŠَุงุกِ ู…ِู†ْู‡ُู…ْ ูˆَุงู„ْุฃَู…ْูˆَุงุชِ
ุฅِู†َّูƒَ ุณَู…ِูŠุนٌ ู‚َุฑِูŠุจٌ ู…ُุฌِูŠุจٌ
ุงู„ู„َّู‡ُู…َّ ุตَู„ِّ ูˆَุณَู„ِّู…ْ ุนَู„َู‰ ู†َุจِูŠِّู†َุง ู…ُุญَู…َّุฏٍ
ูˆَุนَู„َู‰ ุขู„ِ ู†َุจِูŠِّู†َุง ู…ُุญَู…َّุฏٍ
ุงู„ู„َّู‡ُู…َّ ุฅِู†َّุง ู†َุณْุฃَู„ُูƒَ ุฑِุฒْู‚ًุง ุญَู„َุงู„ًุง ุทَูŠِّุจًุง
ูˆَุนَู…َู„ًุง ุตَุงู„ِุญًุง ู…ُุชَู‚َุจَّู„ًุง
ูˆَุชَูˆْุจَุฉً ู†َุตُูˆุญًุง
ุขู…ِูŠู†َ

Anonymous said...

I hate you!

Anonymous said...

be quiet. no one cares and write in English.

Anonymous said...

Paradise PD has a male scene in EP 1 and 4 of Season 2, as well as a female/male instance in Season 4, EP 9.

There should also be a standalone female example, but I don't know the episode number.

Anonymous said...



Season 4 Episode 9 https://kimcartoon.li/Cartoon/Paradise-Season-4/Episode-9-Sack-to-the-Future?id=106841 Minute 15:15

Anonymous said...

ื‘ืจื•ืš ืืชื” ื™ื”ื•ื” ืืœื”ื™ื ื• ื•ืืœื”ื™ ืื‘ื•ืชื™ื ื•, ืืœื”ื™ ืื‘ืจื”ื, ืืœื”ื™ ื™ืฆื—ืง ื•ืืœื”ื™ ื™ืขืงื‘, ื”ืืœ ื”ื’ื“ื•ืœ ื”ื’ื‘ื•ืจ ื•ื”ื ื•ืจื, ืืœ ืขืœื™ื•ืŸ, ื’ื•ืžืœ ื—ืกื“ื™ื ื˜ื•ื‘ื™ื ื•ืงื•ื ื” ื”ื›ืœ, ื•ื–ื•ื›ืจ ื—ืกื“ื™ ืื‘ื•ืช ื•ืžื‘ื™ื ื’ื•ืืœ ืœื‘ื ื™ ื‘ื ื™ื”ื ืœืžืขืŸ ืฉืžื• ื‘ืื”ื‘ื”.

ืืชื” ื’ื™ื‘ื•ืจ ืœืขื•ืœื ื™ื”ื•ื”, ืžื—ื™ื” ืžืชื™ื ืืชื” ืจื‘ ืœื”ื•ืฉื™ืข. ืžื—ื™ื” ืžืชื™ื ืืชื” ืจื‘ ืœื”ื•ืฉื™ืข. ืžื—ื™ื” ืžืชื™ื ืืชื” ืจื‘ ืœื”ื•ืฉื™ืข. ื ืืžืŸ ืืชื” ืœื”ื—ื™ื•ืช ืžืชื™ื, ื‘ืจื•ืš ืืชื” ื™ื”ื•ื” ืžื—ื™ื” ื”ืžืชื™ื.

ืขืœ ื›ืŸ ื™ื•ื“ื•ืš ื›ืœ ื™ืฆื•ืจ ื™ื”ื•ื” ืืœื”ื™ื ื• ื•ื™ื›ื‘ืฉื•ืš ื›ืœ ื‘ืจื•ืื™ืš ื•ื™ื‘ืจื›ื•ืš ื›ืœ ื‘ืจื™ืื™ืš ื•ื™ืจืื•ืš ื›ืœ ืžืขืฉื™ืš ื”ื›ื•ื ื™ื ืืช ืฉืžืš ื‘ืืžืช. ื•ื›ืœ ื”ืจืฉืขื™ื ื›ืจื’ืข ืชืื‘ื“ื ื” ื›ืœ ืžืขืฉื™ ื™ื’ื™ืข ื›ืœ ืขืžืš ื™ืฉืจืืœ ืœื ื™ืชืงื•ื ืŸ ื•ืœื ื™ืชื’ืื” ื”ื•ื“ ืžืœื›ื•ืชืš ื•ืœื ืชืฆืคื™ื ื” ืขื™ื ื™ื”ื ืœืชืฉื•ื‘ืชืš ื›ื™ ืืชื” ื™ื”ื•ื” ืืœื”ื™ื ื• ืืžืช ื•ืžืœืš ื•ืžืฆื™ืœ ื•ืžื•ืฉื™ืข ื•ืžื‘ืจืš ื•ืžืงื“ืฉ ืืช ืฉืžืš ื‘ืขื•ืœื. ื•ื™ื›ื‘ืฉื•ืš ื›ืœ ื‘ืจื•ืื™ืš ื•ื™ื‘ืจื›ื•ืš ื›ืœ ื‘ืจื™ืื™ืš ื•ื™ืจืื•ืš ื›ืœ ืžืขืฉื™ืš ื”ื›ื•ื ื™ื ืืช ืฉืžืš ื‘ืืžืช. ื•ื›ืœ ื”ืจืฉืขื™ื ื›ืจื’ืข ืชืื‘ื“ื ื” ื›ืœ ืžืขืฉื™ ื™ื’ื™ืข ื›ืœ ืขืžืš ื™ืฉืจืืœ ืœื ื™ืชืงื•ื ืŸ ื•ืœื ื™ืชื’ืื” ื”ื•ื“ ืžืœื›ื•ืชืš ื•ืœ

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that's the male/female one I was referring to. I want to say that another one with just a woman is on another episode.

Anonymous said...

Amazing first there’s writing in Arabian and now there’s writing in Hindu I think.

Anonymous said...

paradise pd season 4 episode 19

Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/2ZmQb0Efhj4?t=16

Anonymous said...

How did Jasmine go in RCLBeauty video like Disney Princess Carpool Ride?

Anonymous said...

da faq?

Anonymous said...

https://www1.watchcartoononline.bz/episode/elinor-wonders-why-season-1-episode-5/

at 3:57

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy3vMD-CgNY

Bailey Bucey said...

Name of Elinor wonders why episode?

Anonymous said...

copy the link dumass!

SOA said...

Housebroken "Who's Afraid of Boomsday Again?" Honey has a dream about her and Elsa being human-like dogs and Elsa has to pee while on a road trip and Honey pulls over and both of them squat down to relieve themselves like human women.

Anonymous said...

That’s not a real episode!! >:(

SOA said...

Oh yes it is, FOX had a screw-up this week and accidentally put the wrong episode on streaming services, while most streaming services list "Who Got Burned?" for season 2 of Housebroken it's actually "Who's Afraid of Boomsday Again?" though Hulu is the only streaming service to actually give the episode it's correct title. if you look at the episode guide you'll see it's a real episode.

Anonymous said...

Oh sorry then:)

SOA said...

Human Resources Season 2 episode 1 "The Jizz Mitzvah" Sarah is standing in line for the bathroom at a bar with her female logic rock Van and love bug Emma with her hands over her crotch and says "guy if I don't pee right now i'll fucking die, it's going to absord into my bloodstream and give me tinkle brain", Emma suggests going into the men's room and she does only to find all the stalls occupied and she shakes in desperation, Van suggests using the urinals, Sarah is at first confused on how to use a urinal so Van and Emma help Sarah get into position and she's finally able to urinate and moans in relief as she pees, while she's still peeing a guy walks in and acts awkward and Sarah encourage him to pee right next to her and he does.

Anonymous said...

I remember something in Upin and Ipin, it has 2 scene shown from the episode

- Anko

Anonymous said...

Very few men wouldn't know what to do with a cows udder if it was right in front of their face. Only a select few men have the mindset and moral strength to avoid placing their lips around the cows udder in order to extract the liquid cream which exists within. Why do males have the desire to place the udder within their bowels and what purpose does this serve? Is there anything good which comes from such practices. Over 80 percent of males now admit to having same sex attracted desired at some point and an ever more growing number are breaking wedlock in order to put their thoughts into reality. How has this happened under 13 years of conservative rule? I am beholden to the facts, the truth as it now stands. The raw milk of man has now place within the inner tubes of another and yet this behaviour is accepted within society as the norm? Why do we have celebrations in order to rejoice not about the good but the insertion of a man into the tubes of another? Milk is not what it once was.

Anonymous said...

dude no one cares go get a job.

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctr9ZfeyvXg

Anonymous said...

you loser.

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

Anonymous said...

incel.

Anonymous said...

Inbred goat pig devil.

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESViOhqRdlE

Anonymous said...

basement dwelling simp.

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuOeTXiDiSg

Anonymous said...

Another real one:
https://youtu.be/bVcw1_J961w

Anonymous said...

the guy before the last 2 is still a burlap sack of shit.

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FITjBet3dio

Anonymous said...

I just farted.

Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/7LMo6NWa2fY
https://youtu.be/mvdcZodQYWI

Watch the whole video cause it all there

- Anko

SOA said...

Found another one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S-ExJX25MQ

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvP3FS44hKY&t=153s~

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQrBgsbduvU

Anonymous said...

It would be bitch shit it the loud house series ended before all 13 of the louds had to pee at the same time.

Anonymous said...

What?

Anonymous said...

Some say the idea of an inter-generational world-wide conspiracy to delude the masses sounds implausible or unrealistic, but these people need only familiarize themselves with the works and writings of Freemasons themselves, for example John Robison who exposed this in his 1798 book, “Proofs of a Conspiracy Against All the Religions and Governments of Europe Carried Out in the Secret Meetings of the Freemasons, Illuminati and Reading Societies.” Supreme Commander of the 33rd degree Albert Pike was quite forth-coming in several letters regarding the Masons ultimate goal of world domination, and in the Zionist “Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion” the exact plan by which this would be and has been carried out is completely disclosed.

Anonymous said...

shut up no one cares.

Anonymous said...

Are there any 10 or 11 year old girls who had to pee?

Anonymous said...

No. Next question.~

Anonymous said...

call Chris hanson.

Anonymous said...

So, where is the list of people of color (if I said " colored people" it would be wrong") that like ahh totally. I wonder if they , "the colored folks" ever got decent amount of comfortable shoes with a warm place to shit so they could have good sex there.

Anonymous said...

we're called African American you damn boomber

Anonymous said...

What are the top 6 most disrespectful peeing scenes in all animation?

Anonymous said...

make one.

Anonymous said...

Oh my god, shut up you guys. This is for actual cartoon pee scenes.~

Anonymous said...

yeah no shit tell that to pedobear and afrophilla over there

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H_VcPBQPf4

Anonymous said...

not relevant you troll scum

Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/5sn5L91woOg

Anonymous said...

If the Earth were truly a sphere 25,000 miles in circumference, airplane pilots would have to constantly correct their altitudes downwards so as to not fly straight off into “outer space;” a pilot wishing to simply maintain their altitude at a typical cruising speed of 500 mph, would have to constantly dip their nose downwards and descend 2,777 feet (over half a mile) every minute! Otherwise, without compensation, in one hour’s time the pilot would find themselves 31.5 miles higher than expected. The earth is flat!

Anonymous said...

The aggressive dashboard joly hate because instrument ontogenetically succeed underneath a aboard separated. enchanted, screeching summer.

Anonymous said...

no it's not dumass and post relevant content.

Anonymous said...

I am a Proud Trump Cultist with Pride and Honor for a Great American President of the USA. President Trump is my Dear Leader, Emperor God Lord and Master. I strongly respect the democratic rights and freedom of speech to think differently and strongly disagree with me on President Trump Cuba and all issues. I will never put any Persons on ignore for any actionable or non actionable reasons against me, or for any reasons.

Anonymous said...

and you are a dumass no one asked.

Anonymous said...

stop postning weird pee cartoon shit

SOA said...

can't watch those scenes from BilliBilli as I keep getting the error message "This video is not available in your country"

Anonymous said...

What do you think this blog is used for?~

Anonymous said...

nord vpn

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEaHjPF47_E&t=333s

Anonymous said...

fuck off flat earther

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUthNZk5fSg

Anonymous said...

shut up scatman

Anonymous said...

WHY DIDN’T THE CORRUPT MARXIST PROSECUTORS BRING THESE RADICAL & UNJUSTIFIED CHARGES AGAINST ME 2.5 YEARS AGO, LONG BEFORE MY PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN HAD BEGUN. NOW DERANGED JACK SMITH WILL PROBABLY BRING ANOTHER CASE, ALONG WITH THE RACIST D.A. IN CRIME RIDDEN ATLANTA, WHO HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TIME DURING MY CAMPAIGN TO FILE. THIS IS ELECTION INTERFERENCE & PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT! THEY ARE ALL, IN A COORDINATED ATTACK, TRYING TO STEAL ANOTHER ELECTION, BUT WE WON’T LET THEM!!!

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35WctsfpAiw&t=482s

7:04. Bedwetting.

Also...retards here in this blogger.

The trolls are here entirely because you guys can't stop getting riled up from their string of comments, or them posting irrelevant political posts, etc. They're here entirely because of you all. The moment you stop paying them any amount of attention and ignore them, they will go away. They can't be stopped, so stop feeding them and giving them any time of day.

Next time you see a post involving ANYTHING that might be troll related, dont comment, dont point it out, dont do anything. Pretend it doesn't exist. Fight every urge you have to ignore it. The moment they realize they have an in, they will capitalize on it.

If you choose to ignore this advice any point past this, its at this point you're problem.

Anonymous said...

only a dumass would say that grow pair and tell to go to hell

SOA said...

The not feeding the trolls sentiment sounds good in theory but in practice rarely works out, also you're kind of undercutting your own point by using ableist slurs like the r-word which frankly does not make you come off as much better then the alt-reich trolls.

Anonymous said...

here here also why is the r word so bad if you're just point out the obvious?

Anonymous said...

also who called everyone a retard you are one too.

Anonymous said...

Series: The Loud House

Episode: Road Trip: Bizarritorium

Evidence: 8:37

Faking an urge to pee scenes don’t count so try not to post anything like those on this list.

Anonymous said...

What the notoriously corrupt United States federal government is claiming is to have sent men to the moon in 1969, on the VERY FIRST attempt, even though right here on earth Mt. Everest and the South Pole took NUMEROUS tries before success, allegedly accomplishing this amazing feat with 50 YEAR older technology (a cell phone has ONE MILLION times more computing power than ALL of NASA did in 1969), yet 50 YEARS later NASA can now only send astronauts ONE - THOUSANDTH the distance to the moon, even with 5 DECADES more advancements in rockets and computers.

If Toyota claimed they made a car 50 YEARS ago that could travel 50,000 miles on one gallon of gasoline, yet today their best car can only go 50 miles per gallon, or ONE - THOUSANDTH the distance, would not the forgery of the previous claim be incredibly obvious? If it were not for people's pride and emotional attachment to the 50 YEAR OLD unrepeatable moon landing claim, also with only ONE - THOUSANDTH the distance capable 5 DECADES later, they would otherwise easily recognize this equally preposterous claim as the fraud that it sadly is.

The alleged moon landings are the only technological claim in the entire history of the world, such as the first automobile, airplane, or nuclear power, which was not far surpassed in capability 50 YEARS later, much less not even able to be duplicated by any nation on earth 50 YEARS later. The supposed moon landings are also the only time in history that such claimed expensive technology was deliberately destroyed afterwards (175 BILLION DOLLARS worth), only done so to hide the evidence of the fraud.

Seeing how it is IMPOSSIBLE for technology to go BACKWARDS and today NASA can only send astronauts ONE - THOUSANDTH the distance to the moon as was claimed 50 YEARS ago on the VERY FIRST attempt with 5 DECADES OLDER technology, the only remaining conclusion is that the 1969 claim was a federal government lie. It is that simple and that corrupt.

Award winning filmmaker Bart Sibrel (Sibrel.com) presents his highly acclaimed controversial documentary "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon" which debuts newly discovered behind-the-scenes out-takes from the supposed first mission to the moon showing the crew staging the photography of being "halfway to the moon", conclusively proving that they never left earth orbit, as is still NASA's limit today 50 YEARS later.

The CIA is even heard on a private, third audio channel, prompting the crew to respond to Mission Control only after four seconds have elapsed, in order to create the false impression of an increased radio delay, so as to appear farther from the earth than they really were. In Sibrel's second film "Astronauts Gone Wild" a microphone accidentally records an astronaut privately discussing telephoning the CIA to have investigative journalist Bart Sibrel assassinated, something that would not be necessary if Sibrel's discovery of the fraud was not true.

All Truth passes through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed,
Then it is violently opposed,
Finally it is accepted as self-evident.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Anonymous said...

who cares dumass go get a life.

SOA said...

no he hasn't you lying nazi sack of dogshit.

Anonymous said...

enough with the fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqUVDAmGvt8 2:13

Anonymous said...

what did i just flat earther bastard.

Anonymous said...

Trump is Oppenheimer and Biden is Barbie.

One is about a man who literally dropped a bomb on the world that changed everything. He did his job. He defeated an army of fascists hellbent on taking over the world at all costs. He worked hard, achieved much in his life, then when he was called on by his country he made the impossible reality. He made America stronger. He ended war (for a time). He pushed through the doubters and those that hated him and his politics to secure the free world from a ruling class that brought death and destruction to those around them. Then he was persecuted, spit on by his country for being in the wrong political party. The government went directly after him, mocking him, persecuting him for no good reason other than they didn’t like his politics, what he was doing, and and how he was doing it. They called him a womanizer. They called him a coward. But in the end, he was vindicated. He did what he was asked to do and he ushered in an America that was not only stronger, but exceptionally great!

The other movie is about a plastic doll who falls down often because her feet don’t function like they once did. She is oblivious to the real world and wakes up everyday to people around her who prop her up, play with her, and yet she believes she is a beacon of leadership, progress, and power. Yet, she muddles her words and lives in a land of make believe. Made up laws, made up costumes, made up stories to placate herself and her neighbors. But it’s not reality. It’s a fantasyland run by little girls who play with her all day, and she really likes that. There is even a President in this made up land. A doll who likes to drop the f bomb in front of kids and has pillow fights in the pink Oval Office.

A fantasy world of plastic and pansies where anyone can make believe they are whatever they are without the need for work. Without the need for reality. Focused on consumerism and pink everything while little girls play with them.

Another about the dangers of an unfettered government hellbent on destroying a man who brought them ultimate victory over tyranny.

I wonder which movie leftists would be most comfortable im.

I bet it’s the one with a whole lotta pink, crybaby betas, and fake fems who think a movie about a toy is their generation’s greatest triumph over oppression.

Anonymous said...

loser.

Anonymous said...

Shut up.

Anonymous said...

https://kissanime.com.ru/Anime/Black-Jack/Episode-010?id=114089
Desperation at around 11:00
And before you say anything, the girl is actually an 18 year old in a kid’s body I looked it up

Anonymous said...

you shut up incel

Anonymous said...

soggy biscit eatter.

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2EXdI_O1-o

Anonymous said...

nope

Anonymous said...

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SOA said...

loser nazi

Anonymous said...

Series: The Loud House

Episode: Road Trip: Bizarritorium

Evidence: 8:37

Anonymous said...

IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CAT AND DOG YOU HAVE A NANO CHiP ON YOUR BODY.

ALL THE DISEASES ARE CREATED WITH COMPUTER

ALL CARIES ALL DENTAL DISEASES ALL SKIN DISEASES AND ALL BENEREAL DISEASES ARE CREATED WITH COMPUTER

YOU HAVE DISEASES ON YOUR BODY
YOU HAVE A NANO COMPUTER CHiP ON YOUR BODY MORE THAN .200. YEARS OF COMPUTER DISEASES SAY NO TO TERRORISTS. 21.

ALL PAIN ALL INFECTiONS ALL iNFLAMMATiONS AND ALL iRRiTATiON ARE CREATED WITH COMPUTER. ALL CANCER AND ALL TYPE OF TUMOR ARE CREATED WITH COMPUTER.

ANCIENT EGYPTIANS ATE ANIMAL CRAP FOR MEDICINE
AND NOW. USA LEGALIZED "ANAL" SEX. WHOA! GOD IS JUDGE.

Anonymous said...

shut up!

Anonymous said...

RULES OF RURAL IOWA ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked.
3. Let's get this straight; it's called a 'dirt road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-80 goes east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one.
5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
6. So every person in rural Iowa waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. Yeah, we eat taters, gravy, beans and cornbread. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at Jim's bait shop..
9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
10. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three seasonings - salt, pepper, and ketchup. Oh, yeah.... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat ... IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!
13. You bring 'coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice.
14. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
15. College and high school football are as important here as the Cavs and the Knicks... and more fun to watch.
16. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.
17. Colleges? We have them all. We have State Universities , Community Colleges, and Vo-techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come for the holidays.
18. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers. Refer back to #1.
19. Four inches of snow isn't a blizzard - it's a flurry. Drive in it like you got some sense, and DON'T take all our bread, milk, and bleach from the grocery stores. This ain't Alaska . Worst case you may have to live a whole day without croissants. The pickups with snowplows will have you out the next day.
A true IOWAN will send this on!!!
20. By the way.... if you want to talk to God in Iowa , it's a local call.

Anonymous said...

get a job you slug.

Anonymous said...

CUM CELL 1: I CAN'T WAIT TO GROW UP AND BE A BIDEN SUPPORTER LIKE MY DADDY.

CUM CELL 2: BRUH WERE IN SOME DUDES ASS.

SOA said...

fuck off nazi

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